Merlot

http://youtu.be/WibmcsEGLKo

My birthday is coming up and what do you give the girl that has everything you ask, orgy! That's what I am thinking! Just throwing that out there but seriously I need coffee mugs.

FRIDAY CONSPIRACY!

I have to get dressed! I know what you are thinking but Melissa it is your day off why would you do such a thing? Apartment inspection that's why WAH!

I was thinking since I live in such a trashy area it would be funny if it was an inspection to make sure I am upholding the trashy standards of the complex. Like empty cans of PBR everywhere check, unattended children running around screaming check, gross tool I picked up at the club last night still passed out on the couch check! Btw I fit right in here! LOL!

Dear Livejournal please forgive me for being so neglectful of you. But I have returned to post lots of new entries. HUZZAH!

I have none, I think they are kind of silly and for people who just aren't good on their word. But I am gonna try and shop at Dollartree more this year. And I have been spending a lot of time reflecting on things I used to want but have since given up on. Hopefully I can salvage some hopes and dreams and maybe make some new ones out of them. I am excited it is a new year and I hope it is a wonderful one for all of you!

I have been cohosting The Awkward Hour on UtahFM.org for a few weeks. If any of you would like to see what it is like behind the scenes of the show take this link. We broadcast it live on Ustream while we are on air.

The Awkward Hour