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Sun, Jan. 13th, 2013, 06:57 pm
Happy New Year! YAY for 2013!

Hope you all have a wonderful 2013!

2012 was an OK year for me. The world didn't end on December 21st so I am trying to make the most of it. It was a year filled with loss and sad realizations for me.

I am still sad and missing my cat of 19 years Muer she was wonderful and I was so lucky to have her for as long as I did. Seeing her go was one of the saddest days of my life.

Comedy is still just comedy nothing big nothing little all just in the middle like always. I am hoping to get more out of state shows in 2013.

Mon, Nov. 26th, 2012, 05:02 pm
ibigdan: Сейчас ты у меня отгребё..

Originally posted by ibigdan. Reposted by wickedmerlot at 2012-11-26 17:02:00.

Fri, Jul. 27th, 2012, 06:36 pm
Best Thing You Never Had

I LOVE BUTCH WALKER!

"Best Thing You Never Had"

Hello how you doing?
What's it like to ruin all my self esteem
Let me blow off some steam
For 5 years I've waited,
So why am I jaded to get back at you
What makes it cool

When you act like nothing ever happened
I feel like I should feel bad
But I can't like someone who thought
They're the only one that mattered
I hope that you're flattered
Cause you broke this down
The best thing that you never had

And it seems like a loss somehow
My heart got lost on the way to my head
And my brain cells are dead
And the craziness shows
Now I start to go when the green turns to red
And I should be dead

When you act like nothing ever happened
I feel like I should feel bad
But I can't like someone who thought
They're the only one that mattered
While my heart got shattered like romantic roadkill
My heart is all splattered your ego got fatter
And I hope that you're flattered
Cause you broke this down
The best thing that you never had

Like the toilet seat never got lifted
And I pissed on your confidence
When you weren't around, how can that be?
Don't turn this around
You were the one
Who drove my ass right to the ground

When you act like nothing ever happened
I feel like I should feel bad, and I can't like

Someone who thought
They're the only one that mattered
While my heart got shattered like romantic roadkill
My heart is all splattered your ego got fatter
And I hope that you're flattered
Cause you broke this down
You broke this down
The best thing, the best thing,
The best thing that you never had

You never had...

-Butch Walker

Mon, Oct. 10th, 2011, 11:09 pm
How I'm feeling


Mon, Oct. 3rd, 2011, 01:32 pm
Coming Soon...

My birthday is coming up and what do you give the girl that has everything you ask, orgy! That's what I am thinking! Just throwing that out there but seriously I need coffee mugs.

Tue, Sep. 27th, 2011, 10:32 am
Inspection!

I have to get dressed! I know what you are thinking but Melissa it is your day off why would you do such a thing? Apartment inspection that's why WAH!

I was thinking since I live in such a trashy area it would be funny if it was an inspection to make sure I am upholding the trashy standards of the complex. Like empty cans of PBR everywhere check, unattended children running around screaming check, gross tool I picked up at the club last night still passed out on the couch check! Btw I fit right in here! LOL!

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